Tumbleweeds.

Just for shits and giggles.

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

(via linear-relationships)

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.